The Musician's Ultimate Joke Book (Softcover)
Over 500 One-Liners, Quips, Jokes and Tall Tales

 
by Kevin Mitchell
Symphony Publishing 
HAL-00331232 
122 pages
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The Musician's Ultimate Joke Book - Over 500 One-Liners, Quips, Jokes and Tall Tales



This book is the perfect resource for program notes, concert spiels, to kill time while the bass player tunes up, or just for fun! This most complete collection of humor about and for musicians includes one-liners and jokes ranging from Chopin to Lennon, Gillespie to Presley. A must-have for every band director, music teacher, classical musician, jazz performer, cover band leader, accordion player, and person who knows an accordion player but doesn't like to admit it.

The Musician's Ultimate Joke Book is produced by Symphony Publishing.


 

Product Details

Length:   122 pages
Subtitle:   Over 500 One-Liners, Quips, Jokes and Tall Tales
Byline:   by Kevin Mitchell
Series Description:   Book
Produced By:   Symphony Publishing
Author 1:   Kevin Mitchell
ISBN #:   972070222

 
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